Dumbitches.

this takes talent

When someone doesn’t understand your sarcasm, and you just look at them like…

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gethighandstaycalm:

I know what you are…

”Your skin is pale white and ice cold, you don’t go out in the sunlight.”

”Say it.”

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Wide awake

Laying here why Kenzi rolls around the bed talking. She needs to go back to sleep! And all I can think of is “ya need to change your life” hopefully she’ll fall back asleep soon. This is what I get for letting her back in my bed!